Title: Hammered
Authors: Pippa Grant & Lili Valente
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Release Date: May 28, 2019
Release Date: May 28, 2019
Blurb
I didn’t mean to kidnap the groom.
It was an accident.
Mostly...
At least I didn't take much time to plan it. It was more of a spur of the moment kidnapping. Does that count?
One minute, the town’s bad boy is standing at the altar about to marry the world’s most evil kindergarten teacher. The next, he’s passed out in my Vespa sidecar with his bride hot on our tail.
But I didn't have a choice! I couldn't stand by and watch Jace O’Dell be blackmailed into a loveless marriage. And besides, what’s a little kidnapping between friends?
Okay, so maybe we’re not just friends...
And maybe I can’t quit thinking about that night at his bar when he closed up early and had me on the rocks.
And maybe this crazy stunt is going to blow up in both of our faces.
If it does, I’m blaming the moonshine.
Even though the only thing I’m hammered on when it comes to Jace is love—straight up, no chaser.
It was an accident.
Mostly...
At least I didn't take much time to plan it. It was more of a spur of the moment kidnapping. Does that count?
One minute, the town’s bad boy is standing at the altar about to marry the world’s most evil kindergarten teacher. The next, he’s passed out in my Vespa sidecar with his bride hot on our tail.
But I didn't have a choice! I couldn't stand by and watch Jace O’Dell be blackmailed into a loveless marriage. And besides, what’s a little kidnapping between friends?
Okay, so maybe we’re not just friends...
And maybe I can’t quit thinking about that night at his bar when he closed up early and had me on the rocks.
And maybe this crazy stunt is going to blow up in both of our faces.
If it does, I’m blaming the moonshine.
Even though the only thing I’m hammered on when it comes to Jace is love—straight up, no chaser.
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Review
I Heart Books Reviews
Hammered (Happy Cat #2) by Pippa Grant & Lili Valente
Review by Theresa Esterline
Stars: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Hedgehogs, an Alpaca, and a squirrel - oh my!
Another crazy Happy Cat mystery/romance! In the first Happy Cat book, Hosed, we met Ryan O'Dell, Cassie, and George Cooney along with many in the town of Happy Cat. This time, Ryan's brother, Jace, and one of Cassie's friends, Olivia are the main characters. Between the crazy animal antics, community service and crazy weather, you are in for a treat! And now a bit about the story...
Jace is the town bad boy, but he has turned good - he owns the local bar. Olivia moved from Califonia to work for Savannah at the sex toy factory. After almost killing a resident at the farmer's market, due to allegies, Liv is beside her self. Until they get a little drunk on Dr. Pepper and finally figure out how good they can be together. Then they find a magical stuffed squirrel, a hedgehog, and things start to get a little crazy. Then through in a pregnant ex!
Favorite passage: Denial is what grown-ups do. They deny themselves permission to do things that are bad for them and force themselves to make reasonable choices. I eat kale at least twice a week, even though it tastes like stir-fried butt grass.
Note: I was given a free copy and voluntarily chose to review this book.
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Review
I Heart Books Reviews
Hosed by Pippa Grant and Lili Valente
Review by Theresa Esterline
Stars: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Fires, Dildos, and a pet raccoon, Oh My!
This is the most hilarious, stop reading to laugh out loud book I've read this year! Granted it is still early, but I would even say in the last year!!! It has a great cast of unusual characters: sexy fireman with a pet raccoon, sleazy ex husband who likes sheep too much, shy computer programmer turned sex toy factory operator, and so many more!!! I hope you enjoy this and laugh as much as I did! In addition to the humor there is also steamy sex scenes and a mystery to solve. And now a bit about the story...
Cassie's sister needed a break from life and asked her to come run her sex toy factory for her. Being the good person she is Cassie readily agreed. Even though she is extremely shy, oh and still a virgin. She's trying her best to get used to her new environment. Ryan is the hot fireman who slows up to the first fire. She remembers him from her high school crush. And here she is riding to work late on her sister's bicycle, complete with dildo handle bars! She can't stop blushing! Later after an encounter with a raccoon, George Clooney, wearing anal beads and chewing on penis suckers she learns Ryan is her neighbor. The three join forces to find the person sabotaging the factory.
Favorite passages:
- “I don’t think dildos have life goals, but I see your point.”
- If any of the town prudes hear that we’re spreading Satan’s sex juice all over innocent children’s sno-cones, we’ll get investigated by the health department.
- I’m a code squirrel who lurks in my cozy den until my portion of the project is complete before emerging to troubleshoot with the other squirrels.
- Fear never got me anywhere I want to be.
- “I’ll never be Team Sex Toy Factory, but I’m Team Cassie,”
- She inches toward me. “Are your humans safe?” “Of course. I trained them myself.” I puff out my chest. “They’ve had all their shots and they’re so docile, I even let them sleep in my bed with me.”
Note: I was given a free copy and voluntarily chose to review this book.
Coming Soon
Releasing September 3, 2019
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Pippa Grant
Pippa Grant is a stay-at-home mom and housewife who loves to
escape into sexy, funny stories way more than she likes perpetually cleaning
toothpaste out of sinks and off toilet handles. When she’s not reading,
writing, sleeping, or trying to prepare her adorable demon spawn to be
productive members of society, she’s fantasizing about chocolate chip cookies.
Lili Valente
Lili Valente has slept under the stars in Greece, eaten
dinner at midnight with French men who couldn’t be trusted to keep their mouths
on their food, and walked alone through Munich’s red light district after dark
and lived to tell the tale.
These days you can find her writing in a tent beside the sea, drinking coconut
water and thinking delightfully dirty thoughts.
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