Sometimes you need to find a boyfriend-for-hire in the most unusual of places...
What do you get when you mix a bad boy with a heart of gold and a smart & sassy heroine with a desperate need for a fake relationship? THE REAL DEAL, a brand new, standalone romantic comedy from #1 New York Times bestseller Lauren Blakely! Get a copy of your next favorite feel good rom-com now!
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April Hamilton wants you to know she hasn’t been on GigsForHire since that time she sold her futon after college. She doesn’t even spend that much time online. And even if she did, she would not be looking up personal ads. But going home alone for her family's summer reunion is an invitation for every single relative to butt into her personal life. She simply can’t handle another blind date with the butcher, the baker or the candlestick maker from her hometown. So when she finds the GigsforHire ad for a boyfriend-for-hire, she’s ready to pay to play.
Heading Home and Need a Buffer? I’m the REAL DEAL. Theo Banks has been running from the past for years. He’s this close to finally settling all his debts, and one more job as a boyfriend-for-hire will do the trick. He’s no gigolo. Please. He’s something of an actor, and he knows how to slip into any role, including pretending to be April’s new beau -- the bad boy with the heart of gold.
Even if it means sleeping in close quarters in that tiny little bed in her parents’ inn. Even if it means spinning tales of a romance that starts to feel all too true. What neither one of them counts on is that amid the egg toss, the arm wrestling, and a fierce game of Lawn Twister that has them tangled up together, they might be feeling the real deal.
She only wanted to show her family once and for all that she had no need to settle down.
He didn’t expect to have the time of his life at her parent’s home.
They didn’t plan on loving every single second of the game.
But can a masterful game of pretend result in true love?
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EXCERPT:
~THEO~
When I clock out and head for the park, anticipation runs through my veins like a good buzz on a night out. A reunion booking could be my way out of trouble. A five-day gig might bring me very close to the finish line.
Along the way, I stop in front of a dry cleaner, check my reflection in the plate-glass shop window, and reckon that I look the part April wants: dark jeans, motorcycle boots, and well-worn T-shirt that shows off the ink on my arms. Tribal bands, a sunburst, and a compass. I haven’t shaved in two days, and my stubble is rough. If she wanted clean-cut and business attire, I’d have covered up the tats with a crisp white shirt and a fine silk tie, then slid a blade across my jaw in the a.m. If she wanted sophisticated, I’d have given her the smooth, James Bond voice to boot. She could have me as a country boy, even, in a pair of steel-toed cowboy boots and with the drawl to match.
But April wants the guy who might have screwed her in the restroom of a bar.
She wants gravel and sandpaper, ink and danger, shades and leather.
The more you give someone what they want, the more you get in return.
When I reach the park, I head to the Terrace Bridge. She’s not here, but I’m early, since I like to get a read on any and every situation. I scan the surrounding area, noting the benches, the nearby tables, the cool placid water gurgling under the bridge. June in New York City can seduce you or it can trick you.
What it has in store today is anyone’s guess. I lean my hip against the stone railing, and I wait. Two minutes later, I spot a threesome walking in my direction. My heart thumps, and I groan quietly.
Why does the universe do this to me?
Blond curls, lips like a bow, a tight trim waist. Even from several yards away, I can tell she wears little makeup—she has that fresh-faced, rosy glow about her, and something innocent yet knowing in her expression. Like Lily James, whom I developed a wicked crush on when I watched her in her latest movie.
April’s not tiny, but she’s not towering either. Maybe five-three, five-four. A delicious dream. Which translates roughly to “just my type.” She wears tight jeans, a long black shirt that clings to her figure, and a huge silver necklace with a heart charm that dangles between her breasts.
As if I wouldn’t already be checking them out without the pendant between them.
I’ve had many clients. Keeping it platonic has never been an issue since I’ve never been attracted to a customer.
Until now.
Looks like I’ll be getting familiar with how to resist temptation.
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I Heart Books Review
The Real Deal by Lauren Blakely
Review by Theresa Esterline
Stars: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Craigslist the perfect solution to meddlesome matchmakers!
Hilarious, laugh out loud, romantic comedy based in New York City and Wistful, a small cozy Connecticut town. Follow our heroine and her "boyfriend" thru a crazy family reunion. And now a bit about the story...
April loves her career, but her family doesn't understand it. Her love life is not so hot. To solve both her well meaning family is ready to set her up with each and every bachelor in her hometown. Only problem, she loves NYC and her job wouldn't exist back home. Enter the solution: Theo is con man turned good. He had a rough start to life and is now using his acting skills to pretend to be any date you need. And he has a long list of skills: accents, languages, from bad boy to boy next door. Whatever you need, he's your guy... just one rule - keep it platonic. But what happens if they catch feelings?
Favorite passages:
- his T-shirt: love sucks. true love swallows.
- Some might say I talk too much, but I say screw them.
- “Companionable silence sounds like something married people do.” ... “You can’t fall for someone in companionable silence.”
- If he thinks carrying some furniture from a dank underground bunker is going to break me, he’s challenging the wrong soldier. I’ve eaten dog food.
- Don’t settle for less than you deserve.
- When you work with your hands, manicures are as pointless as a man's nipples.
Note: I was given a free copy and voluntarily chose to review this book.
The Real Deal by Lauren Blakely
Review by Theresa Esterline
Stars: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Craigslist the perfect solution to meddlesome matchmakers!
Hilarious, laugh out loud, romantic comedy based in New York City and Wistful, a small cozy Connecticut town. Follow our heroine and her "boyfriend" thru a crazy family reunion. And now a bit about the story...
April loves her career, but her family doesn't understand it. Her love life is not so hot. To solve both her well meaning family is ready to set her up with each and every bachelor in her hometown. Only problem, she loves NYC and her job wouldn't exist back home. Enter the solution: Theo is con man turned good. He had a rough start to life and is now using his acting skills to pretend to be any date you need. And he has a long list of skills: accents, languages, from bad boy to boy next door. Whatever you need, he's your guy... just one rule - keep it platonic. But what happens if they catch feelings?
Favorite passages:
- his T-shirt: love sucks. true love swallows.
- Some might say I talk too much, but I say screw them.
- “Companionable silence sounds like something married people do.” ... “You can’t fall for someone in companionable silence.”
- If he thinks carrying some furniture from a dank underground bunker is going to break me, he’s challenging the wrong soldier. I’ve eaten dog food.
- Don’t settle for less than you deserve.
- When you work with your hands, manicures are as pointless as a man's nipples.
- When you work with your hands, manicures are as pointless as a man's nipples.
Note: I was given a free copy and voluntarily chose to review this book.
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About Lauren Blakely:
A #1 New York Times Bestselling author, and #1 Wall Street Journal Bestselling author, Lauren Blakely is known for her contemporary romance style that's hot, sweet and sexy. She lives in California with her family and has plotted entire novels while walking her dogs. With fourteen New York Times bestsellers, her titles have appeared on the New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal Bestseller Lists more than 100 times, and she's sold more than 2.5 million books. In August she'll release UNBREAK MY HEART, an emotional second chance romance. To receive an email when Lauren releases a new book, sign up for her newsletter! laurenblakely.com/newsletter
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