THE SEXPERT
By JA Huss & Johnathan
McClain
Romantic Comedy
Publishing July 24, 2018
Paperback
ISBN: 978-1-944475-57-4
eBook ISBN:
978-1-944475-58-1
DESCRIPTION
A new standalone romantic comedy from
New York Times bestselling author, JA Huss, and Actor/Screenwriter, Johnathan
McClain.
EDEN
I’m just a simple girl who
likes dessert. And sexy men. And social media. So starting an anonymous video
channel called The Sexpert as a side hustle to make up for my low-paying
marketing job at Le Man Magazine seemed like a perfectly sensible career
decision. Until we went viral, my boss accused my anonymous personality of
stealing his idea, and now my super sexy new boyfriend, Andrew, is out to get
me.
Her. Me. Whatever.
ANDREW
I don’t want it to be her. I
do not want this… sweet, delicious, shy social media nerd working at my best
friend’s magazine to be the face behind those perky cupcakes on the Sexpert
channel. I don’t want it to be her… because I like her. A lot. She’s funny, and
quirky, and smart, and creative… and… I really, really like her. It just can’t
be her.
But it is.
And now I have to choose.
My best friend?
Or… The Sexpert?
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GIVEAWAY
ABOUT THE AUTHORS
Two accomplished writers come
together to create unforgettable sexy romance. JA Huss is the New York Times
bestselling author of 321 and has been on the USA Today bestsellers list
eighteen times. Johnathan McClain is a veteran actor and writer whose work,
either performed or written, is probably airing on at least one of the channels
on your television right now. You can contact them on their website
www.hussmcclain.com or find them at their social links below.
STALK JULIE
FACEBOOK:
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorJAHuss
TWITTER:
https://twitter.com/JAHuss
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/jahuss/
STALK JOHNATHAN
FACEBOOK:
https://www.facebook.com/misterjmcclain
TWITTER:
https://twitter.com/misterjmcclain
INSTAGRAM:
https://www.instagram.com/misterjmcclain/
EXCERPT
Me: bitch we got problems pierce is sexpert
I
didn’t mean it to come out like that but I can’t be bothered with punctuation
right now. And anyway, two seconds later my phone buzzes an incoming call from
Zoey. I tab accept and whisper, “I’m gonna get fired today.”
“What
the hell are you talking about? What’s that mean? Pierce is Sexpert?”
“I
stole his idea and then he found out and I didn’t mean to do it and now the
cute freeway guy is on the case and he’s gonna out me and get me fired! I’m
fucked!” I whisper-scream that last part into the phone while I hold it at
arm’s length.
“Eden!”
Zoey snaps. “Calm the fuck down and explain! I didn’t understand any of that.”
But
then the stairwell door opens on fifty and two girls—Sara from accounting and
Leslie from data entry—start walking up to fifty-one towards me.
“Hey,
girls!” I wave and smile at them, trying to act normal.
“Hey,
Eden!” they chime back together. “Happy Monday!” they say.
“Happy
Monday,” I say back.
Now I
get it. I totally get why people hate it when I say that.
When
they disappear onto fifty-one I go back to the phone. “How… when… Zoey! I think
I might’ve stolen this idea from Pierce!”
“Don’t
be ridiculous. I was there when you came up with it. Remember? It was Valentine’s
Day two years ago and I was pregnant, and sad, and poor because business was
bad and you said, ‘We should be strippers.’ And then I said, ‘I can’t be a
stripper because I’m fat.’ And you said, ‘You’re not fat, you’re beautiful.’
And then I said, ‘We need a stupid YouTube series like that dumbass
seventeen-year-old who got famous on Ellen! after she made stop-motion
movies of Barbie and Ken having sex.’ And you said, ‘We should totally make a
ridiculous sex advice channel and we should call ourselves the Sexperts!’
Remember all that?”
That was
how it went down. “I was drunk though, remember? That asshole Matthew dumped me
after I put out and I was pissed off. So maybe I accidentally heard Pierce say
something about the Sexpert and then I only thought it was my idea?”
“That’s
stupid. Don’t be stupid, Eden. You’re not stupid. You came up with the name! I
was there!”
“Yeah,
but we’ve been using Voice Lift to disguise my voice and the goddamned Voice
Lift inventor is the cute freeway guy and now Myrtle says he’s on the case and
he’s gonna figure out who I am!”
“Ridiculous!”
Zoey yells. “No one is gonna find out who you are, Eden. We don’t even show
your face.”
True.
I
take a deep breath. Maybe I’m just overreacting?
I Heart Books Review
THE SEXPERT by JA Huss & Johnathan McClain
Review by Theresa Esterline
Stars: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Review Title...He'll have her cupcakes and eat it too!
Hilarious and sexy officeish romance where hiding the truth may not be as easy as one would hope. After several chance encounters Eden and Andrew give in to desires, but one is not being honest. How will they ever survive the lie from the start??? And now a bit about the story...
Eden has finally saved enough to get her own place. She's late to work the last day she'll have to drive to work because a cow is giving birth in the road. Andrew is desperate to charge his phone so he "borrows" one from Eden in the middle of the freeway, but of course can't get it back to her as traffic tasks off. They continue to bump into each other. Road, office, home... it seems they are together everywhere. Until he gets an assignment from his best friend. Will his new mission tear them apart?
Favorite passages:
- “Time is a construct designed to keep us down.”
- “You’re not going to jail, Dev. At worst you’ll just be deported.” “Comforting. Thanks.”
Note: I was given a free copy and voluntarily chose to review this book.
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